the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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