My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
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i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
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Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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