Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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