dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
dude i'm inner monologue high
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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