First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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