piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
she peed on how many people?
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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