someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
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I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
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you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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