you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
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It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
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I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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