When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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