i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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