he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
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Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
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She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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