ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
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I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
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Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
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