don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
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You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
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My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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