too bad you live with your parents still
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records