It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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