talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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