No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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