I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
It's 6 am and I've spent the last few hours searching for a cork screw or suitable substitute. You had none. Incidentally, I finally opened this bottle of wine, but owe you a new meat sticky thing with those two prongs. Sobriety is not good for me. Or your utensils.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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