What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I could make wine with my vomit
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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