There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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