When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
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