yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
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