She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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