i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
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I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
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I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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