i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
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