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(313): View more from Michigan

I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.

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(727): View more from Florida

I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again

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(720): View more from Colorado

have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?

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(505): View more from New Mexico

Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems

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(843): View more from South Carolina

You left your underwear on the fireplace

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(612): View more from Minnesota

I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?

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(707): View more from California

Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.

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(804): View more from Virginia

I love you.

(1-804): View more from Virginia

Bad choice

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