pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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