i think my tv is drunk
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
It's rum buckets o'clock
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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