They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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