So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
she peed on how many people?
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
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