i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
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Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
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Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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