Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
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