good thing vaginas are great cup holders
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
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Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
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I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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