birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
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A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
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Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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