: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
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It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
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Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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