It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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