Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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