marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
I haven't been this sober since birth.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
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She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
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I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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