what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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