I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
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seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
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Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
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