What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Randomize
