It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
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If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
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Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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