i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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