i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
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So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
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I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
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