Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
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I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
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No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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