so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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