Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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