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he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
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