It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
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I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
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i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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