Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
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I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
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At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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