is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
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