Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
my sisters under your porch take her home
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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