D3 body, D1 cock
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
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