The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
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This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
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Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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