I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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