I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
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Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
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Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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