I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
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Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
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I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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