Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Randomize
